Hideous Shirt Museum
Est. 2004 
Dr. Cornelius Mumford III, Curator
 
Welcome to the Hideous Shirt Museum. Collected in this room
are some fine specimens from the world over; please respect the
velvet ropes and kindly, no smoking or cameras with flashes.

These examples are not for sale - they are gathered here for
display only, for the enrichment of mankind. The curator has
suggested the interested visit thrift stores and yard and estate
sales for torsowear of similar qualities to those in the museum.

The viewer is also reminded that Brotherhood Of The Cool
Shirt etiquette dictates that if you find a particularly visually
abrasive specimen that doesn't fit your frame, you obtain said
example regardless and present it to someone who can wear
it with the pride such impressively grand shirtry deserves.
 
Exhibit A is open for viewing in the Ima Brightman Room.

 
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